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My take on Fall Out Boy's latest video
Sep. 1st, 2009 07:52 amPete said "What a Catch" wouldn't really be complete until they posted another video to explain it. Well, they did - "Weekend at Pete Roses's." If you watch them one right after the other, here's what I get.
The rest of the band thinks Fall Out Boy can be rescued. Pete thinks any attempt would just be strangers playing with a corpse.
Only Pete could put suck a fucked-up depressing message into an homage to Weekend at Bernie's.
The rest of the band thinks Fall Out Boy can be rescued. Pete thinks any attempt would just be strangers playing with a corpse.
Only Pete could put suck a fucked-up depressing message into an homage to Weekend at Bernie's.
"Do you fear death?"
"No, actually I've been trying to kill myself for years. To be honest, I can't believe I got away with this 'the Captain goes down with the ship' bullshit. I guess I've pissed off my friends one too many times, or else they were really panicking about getting out, which doesn't really make sense considering that we could all see a ship coming to rescue us."
Will Turner scratched his head. "There was a rescue ship, and you didn't board it?"
"Like I said, death wish. You should have seen me grinning as they sailed away."
Will shrugged and made plans to introduce the man to Jack. Perhaps they could learn from each other's eye makeup mistakes.
"No, actually I've been trying to kill myself for years. To be honest, I can't believe I got away with this 'the Captain goes down with the ship' bullshit. I guess I've pissed off my friends one too many times, or else they were really panicking about getting out, which doesn't really make sense considering that we could all see a ship coming to rescue us."
Will Turner scratched his head. "There was a rescue ship, and you didn't board it?"
"Like I said, death wish. You should have seen me grinning as they sailed away."
Will shrugged and made plans to introduce the man to Jack. Perhaps they could learn from each other's eye makeup mistakes.
Buffy Fic for Remix_Redux09
Jul. 26th, 2009 09:41 amTitle: The Tendency of History to Repeat Itself (The Time Keeps on Spinnin' Remix)
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
naotalba
Summary: Drusilla liked the taste of children, their freckles tiny sparks of sunshine burning against her tongue.
Pairing: Drusilla/Spike
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG for violence, no sexual content
Original story: The Tendency of History to Repeat Itself , bycindergal
Beta:megyal, thanks again
Notes: Prague, 1997, just before Spike and Dru arrive in Sunnydale
( The Tendency of History to Repeat Itself (The Time Keeps on Spinnin Remix) )
Author:
naotalba Summary: Drusilla liked the taste of children, their freckles tiny sparks of sunshine burning against her tongue.
Pairing: Drusilla/Spike
Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: PG for violence, no sexual content
Original story: The Tendency of History to Repeat Itself , by
cindergalBeta:
megyal, thanks againNotes: Prague, 1997, just before Spike and Dru arrive in Sunnydale
( The Tendency of History to Repeat Itself (The Time Keeps on Spinnin Remix) )
Hey Wincon people!
Jul. 19th, 2009 10:04 pmFor anyone that remembers WinCon '07, the Leopard Porn got remixed for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
remixredux09, and it is hilarious and awesome (and with much less bestiality, thank goodness!)
remixredux09, and it is hilarious and awesome (and with much less bestiality, thank goodness!)Fic: Amok Timing
Jul. 17th, 2009 11:58 pmTitle: Amok Timing
Author:naotalba
Fandom: Bandom with some Star Trek, but no Star Trek knowledge necessary (this doesn't follow Star Trek canon)
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: R
Length: 6233 words
Beta: Thanks tomegyal, even though I outraged her trekkie soul with this. Heavily revised since, please feel free to point out errors.
Disclaimer: These are non-profit, non-commercial works of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. These fictional stories are not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Summary: Pete Wentz's parents were actually aliens who crash landed to Earth in the '50s.
( It's not easy being green. )
Author:
naotalba Fandom: Bandom with some Star Trek, but no Star Trek knowledge necessary (this doesn't follow Star Trek canon)
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: R
Length: 6233 words
Beta: Thanks to
megyal, even though I outraged her trekkie soul with this. Heavily revised since, please feel free to point out errors.Disclaimer: These are non-profit, non-commercial works of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. These fictional stories are not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Summary: Pete Wentz's parents were actually aliens who crash landed to Earth in the '50s.
( It's not easy being green. )
Work in Progess Amnesty
Jun. 6th, 2009 07:35 amIt's time to give up the ghost on a few unfinished things cluttering my plot bunny cage. I'm pretty sure these are never going anywhere, but I put too much into them to never post them.
Disclaimer: These are non-profit, non-commercial works of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. These fictional stories are not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
This was my first foray in RPF, back in November of 2007. I like to think my writing has improved since then.
Title: November Rain
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG
Length: 2500 words
( This is maudlin post break up fic, with gratuitous Elton John )
I keep thinking of this as "what I'm going to work on soon, I swear" but I noticed that I posted a snippet of it with that description last August, and I don't think I've added a paragraph to it in that time.
Title: Amnesiac Patrick Loves Jerk Pete
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1100 words
( This would have been a great Bandom Big Bang, if I was a prolific enough writer to ever tackle it. Patrick thinking Pete is a douchebag never stops being funny to me. )
Currently working on Romulan!Pete, with 'Dorky-Teen!Patrick gets eaten by Vampire!Pete' open in another tab.
Disclaimer: These are non-profit, non-commercial works of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. These fictional stories are not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
This was my first foray in RPF, back in November of 2007. I like to think my writing has improved since then.
Title: November Rain
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: PG
Length: 2500 words
( This is maudlin post break up fic, with gratuitous Elton John )
I keep thinking of this as "what I'm going to work on soon, I swear" but I noticed that I posted a snippet of it with that description last August, and I don't think I've added a paragraph to it in that time.
Title: Amnesiac Patrick Loves Jerk Pete
Pairing: Pete/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1100 words
( This would have been a great Bandom Big Bang, if I was a prolific enough writer to ever tackle it. Patrick thinking Pete is a douchebag never stops being funny to me. )
Currently working on Romulan!Pete, with 'Dorky-Teen!Patrick gets eaten by Vampire!Pete' open in another tab.
I haven't posted in a while!
May. 31st, 2009 09:17 pmA couple of notes:
1) The new Star Trek movie! Yes! I might or might not be plotting a bandom crossover where Pete Wentz is actually a Romulan. Please drop me a comment with any times you can think of when Pete might have bled in front of his bandmates. Do we have any actual canon on the color of his blood?
2) Hi Brian and Beth! For those of you that don't know, they are two employees of Fall Out Boy- Brian is a guitar/bass tech, and Beth does merch. Someone linked this journal over to them on twitter. I've never tried to hide the fact that I write slash, but I also try to keep it from making people uncomfortable, which seemed to be the goal of the person posting the link.
I am choosing to believe that if they actually clicked the link (and I doubt they would) it is because they find the idea of their bosses banging one another hilarious. So if you did, hi guys! Check out the adult baby story. Let me know if you have any requests.
3) MOST IMPORTANTLY:remixredux09. Holy shit am I nervous, but I'm signed up. I remember two years ago I didn't have enough stories, then last year I was into bandom and remix wasn't RPF. But now it's been opened to bandom, giving me three qualifying fandoms. Please bandom people come and play- here is the info you need.
1) The new Star Trek movie! Yes! I might or might not be plotting a bandom crossover where Pete Wentz is actually a Romulan. Please drop me a comment with any times you can think of when Pete might have bled in front of his bandmates. Do we have any actual canon on the color of his blood?
2) Hi Brian and Beth! For those of you that don't know, they are two employees of Fall Out Boy- Brian is a guitar/bass tech, and Beth does merch. Someone linked this journal over to them on twitter. I've never tried to hide the fact that I write slash, but I also try to keep it from making people uncomfortable, which seemed to be the goal of the person posting the link.
I am choosing to believe that if they actually clicked the link (and I doubt they would) it is because they find the idea of their bosses banging one another hilarious. So if you did, hi guys! Check out the adult baby story. Let me know if you have any requests.
3) MOST IMPORTANTLY:
remixredux09. Holy shit am I nervous, but I'm signed up. I remember two years ago I didn't have enough stories, then last year I was into bandom and remix wasn't RPF. But now it's been opened to bandom, giving me three qualifying fandoms. Please bandom people come and play- here is the info you need.Note to self:
Mar. 24th, 2009 09:47 amThe reason why "adorable dorky teenage Patrick from the Dance Dance video being killed and eaten by vampire Pete from the 16 Candles video" isn't working?
Because it's a bad idea. Stop trying to write it.
Because it's a bad idea. Stop trying to write it.
Bribes for Concrit!
Feb. 15th, 2009 07:17 pmI am always looking to improve my writing. I need help for that.
So, announcing the return of bribes for concrit. You post one piece of constructive criticism for a drabble, a paragraph or more for a longer story, your choice of pairing and prompt.
Anon commenting is always enabled, and ip logging is always off in my journal. You can post as a comment to the story you are critiquing, or here if you prefer.
I'm happy for any help I can get.
So, announcing the return of bribes for concrit. You post one piece of constructive criticism for a drabble, a paragraph or more for a longer story, your choice of pairing and prompt.
Anon commenting is always enabled, and ip logging is always off in my journal. You can post as a comment to the story you are critiquing, or here if you prefer.
I'm happy for any help I can get.
Bandslash: Party Favors
Feb. 10th, 2009 08:13 pmTitle: Party Favors
Author:naotalba
Pairing: Patrick/the Chicago scene, Pete/Patrick
Prompt: Fromanon_lovefest Patrick gets drugged up at a college party and then gets passed around like a party favour.
Rating: NC-17, warnings: underage, dubcon, drinking and drug use
Length: 2400 words
Beta: Thanks to the lovelymegyal for her always wonderful work
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
( Pete was pretty sure he was going to hell when he died. )
Author:
naotalbaPairing: Patrick/the Chicago scene, Pete/Patrick
Prompt: From
anon_lovefest Patrick gets drugged up at a college party and then gets passed around like a party favour. Rating: NC-17, warnings: underage, dubcon, drinking and drug use
Length: 2400 words
Beta: Thanks to the lovely
megyal for her always wonderful workDisclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
( Pete was pretty sure he was going to hell when he died. )
Bandslash fic: "Two For the Show"
Feb. 7th, 2009 11:15 amTitle: Two For the Show
Author:naotalba
Pairing: Pete/Ashlee/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1800 words
Dedication: Happy Valentine's Day,megyal!
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Summary: Patrick's POV from Three To Get Ready . . .
( There's an awful lot of awkwardness when you are in a threesome. )
Author:
naotalbaPairing: Pete/Ashlee/Patrick
Rating: NC-17
Length: 1800 words
Dedication: Happy Valentine's Day,
megyal!Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission.
Summary: Patrick's POV from Three To Get Ready . . .
( There's an awful lot of awkwardness when you are in a threesome. )
Sosodirty fic post.
Jan. 31st, 2009 08:33 amTitle: I'm going to break you in places you didn't even know existed.
Author:naotalba
Pairing: Pete (Jason)/Patrick
Prompt: Being given a new name. Jason Wentz is the bassist of Fall Out Boy in this story.
Rating: NC-17, warnings for a wide array of kink, including heavy D/s, S&M and a threat of bestiality
Betas: Thanks tomegyal for her usual great work, and thanks also to martydressler for wading through a very early draft.
Length: 5000 words
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission. Seriously, I don't actually think you guys do this, I promise. I just like to imagine it.
Summary: "If I just did the usual kinky stuff, everyone would get it. I mean, they might not understand why we did it, but they would know what we were doing if you showed up in a dog collar or called me ‘Master,’ you know? But as it is, you just look crazy, and I look like I have anger management issues." Patrick's chuckle was low and dirty. "I love that."
( Jason did whatever Patrick told him to, right from the beginning. )
Author:
naotalbaPairing: Pete (Jason)/Patrick
Prompt: Being given a new name. Jason Wentz is the bassist of Fall Out Boy in this story.
Rating: NC-17, warnings for a wide array of kink, including heavy D/s, S&M and a threat of bestiality
Betas: Thanks to
megyal for her usual great work, and thanks also to martydressler for wading through a very early draft.Length: 5000 words
Disclaimer: This is a non-profit, non-commercial work of fiction using the names and likenesses of real individuals. This fictional story is not intended to imply that the events herein actually occurred or that the attitudes or behaviors described are engaged in or condoned by the real persons whose names are used without permission. Seriously, I don't actually think you guys do this, I promise. I just like to imagine it.
Summary: "If I just did the usual kinky stuff, everyone would get it. I mean, they might not understand why we did it, but they would know what we were doing if you showed up in a dog collar or called me ‘Master,’ you know? But as it is, you just look crazy, and I look like I have anger management issues." Patrick's chuckle was low and dirty. "I love that."
( Jason did whatever Patrick told him to, right from the beginning. )
Meme time!
Jan. 30th, 2009 07:42 pmComment with a story I've written, and I will tell you one thing I knew, learned, or wondered about while writing the story that didn't make it onto the page.
I'm the vainest mofo on the planet. I like my own writing, and I love talking about my own writing. For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of meeting me in person, I'll spoil the surprise - I'm also vain about my looks, and talk a lot about how I look and my clothes and so forth.
So, by the special request of my enormous ego, my DVD commentary on my first posted bandslash, a year later.
( Has my writing improved this year? )
So, by the special request of my enormous ego, my DVD commentary on my first posted bandslash, a year later.
( Has my writing improved this year? )
